December 2011
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Lost in all the accolades for Batman: Arkham...
How is that not the entirety of every review? “You get to fight as the goddamn Batman. A+.”
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There’s a special place in hell reserved for bars that price drinks in 50-cent increments.
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The kind of guy who walks into a Shake Shack still eating a Krispy Kreme donut.
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Oops pow surprise!
I forget if it was the DVD commentary or a behind-the-scenes thing or something, but the dude who raps this line in that Chappelle’s Show sketch was some random extra who volunteered to be part of the fake rap battle, and the way he got the part was telling Dave Chappelle, “I spit hot fire!” The delayed “Ohhhh!” reaction by the crowd was mostly them having no idea...
So?
oldtobegin:
Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.
Said virtually every day. And the best part is the “What?” “Huh?” exchange afterward every time.
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Back against the record machine, ain’t the worst that you’ve seen, can’t you see what I mean?
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It’s not a new observation that Schulz used his child protagonists to express...
– The always great Todd VanDerWerff on A Charlie Brown Christmas for the Onion A.V. Club.
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I live in a house where it’s apparently acceptable to own both a Kenny G Christmas album and a Michael Bolton Christmas album.
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notatoaster replied to your post: Forgot to mention it here: I’m live-tweeting…
unfortunately i settle for nothing less than moderate-to-heavy blasphemy
Well, I did insinuate that Jesus is some kind of lame vampire, so there was that.
Forgot to mention it here: I’m live-tweeting tonight’s Christmas Eve mass which I’m currently attending. Follow along at @jatayler. It’s only lightly blasphemous.
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I’ve made an important theological discovery, which is that hell isn’t a place of fire and brimstone where devils poke you in the ass with pitchforks, but it’s instead a permanent hangover.
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"isn't Tom Clancy a video game designer?"
catmansmuckers:
Asked the greatest 12 yr old kid behind me at Barnes & Noble.
Tom Clancy’s Elder Scrolls V
Tom Clancy’s Red Dead Redemption
Tom Clancy’s Batman: Arkham City
Tom Clancy’s Putting Challenge
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A list of bands that I think suck even though it's...
clintisiceman:
casket-case:
mikexhulud:
Slipknot
Korn
That shit sucks. Go ahead and judge me.
Real talk though.
It hasn’t been cool to like Slipknot or Korn since like 2001.
This is the music equivalent of saying that the earth goes around the sun in the present day.
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wolfpangs replied to your post: whatwhatwhat replied to your photo: Bourbon eggnog…
I am allowed to carry a gun if I don’t tell anyone I have it. It’s called a concealed weapon.
Picking a favorite El Cunado moment from that episode is borderline impossible.
“Do you still have those buttplugs with Bert and Ernie’s faces on them?”
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whatwhatwhat replied to your photo: Bourbon eggnog and The League season finale(s)….
I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH THIIIISSSSSSSS.
The final episode has so much El Cunado and it’s so glorious.