February 2011
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What happens more often in a day: The birth of a...
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White Castle offering reservations for Valentine's... →
Not sure if I should treat my girlfriend to this or more Domino’s pizza than is humanly healthy.
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Many contemporary filmmakers seem embarrassed by the goofiness of monsters,...
– Show the Monster: Guillermo Del Toro’s quest to get amazing creatures onscreen | The New Yorker
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I don’t need anymore money. I’m not greedy, as long as I’ve got my health, my...
– Chester J. Lampwick (via eyeonspringfield)
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Paranoid Duck Convinced CIA Killing Off U.S. Bird... →
“These guys are using radiological and microwave equipment to monitor our skies, and meanwhile you got the scientists deliberately infecting orioles with all these fatal diseases,” the duck told reporters before bobbing his head underwater, resurfacing, and shaking his feathers out. “We’re talking about a massive conspiracy to intimidate and control every last bird in the...
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Don't know if I've ever been in a restaurant...
Rats off to ya, Tom Colicchio.
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Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, she’s good masturbation...
– Tracy Morgan on TNT’s Inside the NBA, marking the first time in the program’s history that someone had outdone Charles Barkley in terms of hilariously offensive statements. (via Gothamist)
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I saw the one of me washing a Trans-Am automobile in the driveway shirtless with...
– A “Trans-Am automobile.” That’s So Biden!
Biden thinks The Onion’s spoofs of him are ‘hilarious’ - Yahoo! News
(via marklisanti)
The Onion does their best work on the vice presidents (see: Cheney, Dick).
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You should only watch Leno to know which of your...
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BBC DJ Gilles Peterson: "And there’s a new... →
*squees*
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Another rock star on [‘Glee’ creator Ryan] Murphy’s black list?...
– I don’t think I could love Slash any more than I do right now. (via The Hollywood Reporter)
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers have obviously based their career on Gang of Four, and...
– Gang of Four’s Andy Gill on RHCP jacking his style. (via Pitchfork)
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In the wake of OK Computer, which was released a few months before Be Here Now...
– Whatever Happened to Alternative Nation? Part 8, 1997: The Ballad of Oasis and Radiohead | The Onion A.V. Club
Steven Hyden continues to impress with his Alternative Nation feature. I’m a giant Radiohead fanboy, so I’m predisposed to love anything about them, but this week’s entry...
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What kind of man decides to spend his free time...
*points at self, sheds single tear*
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Sleigh Bells to tour with Neon Indian, Cansai de... →
Can we just go ahead and call this the “Catch A Falling Star Tour?”
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Also this Twitter thing is fucked up that I have over a quarter of a million...
– Louis CK on drunk Tweeting about Sarah Palin (via Alan Sepinwall on HitFix)